G.I. Joe PSA spoofs

Fensler Films gained a reputation in 2003 for a series of short films which parodied the public service announcement (PSA) safety messages used at the end of every episode of the 1980s G.I. Joe animated series… (Wikipedia)
Fensler edited segments of the original animations, then added his own soundtracks.

The deadpan news announcer shtick makes it’s own ironic point.
This was made in 2003, but the monologue sounds eerily familiar today… 🤔